What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 04:23

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
What is the irony of life according to you?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What is your favorite cuckold experience?
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
How can a hacker damage me, realistically?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
You Only Live Twice
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Montana warns of new disease-carrying tick species in the state - KREM
A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
What is the typical mentality of the Indian society?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
What is the definite integral of x^x from 0 to 2?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.